No Reason, Except Um, He's a Bear

Not to make light of what was undoubtedly a horrible tragedy, but this is just silly. Last week a bear named Rocky killed a trainer in California. It's the same bear that wrestled with Will Ferrell in the movie, Semi-Pro. Too bad the bear didn't eat Ferrell. The news report from AP had this headline, "Bear Gave Off No Reason for Concern Before Trainer's Death."

No reason, except maybe that bears are carnivores and people are made out of meat. But maybe the reporter meant no other reason.

Don't miss the last line of the article: "they're not cold-blooded killers." Nope they're definitely not that. They're hot-blooded killers.

The proof is here and here and here.