The Need I Will Never Satisfy...

I am suddenly feeling a little insecure.

So Much for My Diet...

As some of you may know, since our trip to Disneyland, where my famous "abs" photo was taken, I've been trying to slim down a bit. The goal was to lose 20 pounds and muscle up a bit. And I was getting close. Very close. Achingly close.

Then tragedy struck.

Say goodbye to salads, and nuts, and berries, and protein shakes... I just learned that it is possible to make a bacon cheese burger using Krispy Kreme Donuts instead of a bun. Yes, this is true--apparently it's called a Luther burger. And it marks the official end of me ever trying to lose weight. With sugary, cheesy, bacony goodness like this, what's the point?

Actually I'm disappointed in my inability to invent this delicious meal myself.


It seems there is no end to American innovation. Lunch and desert in a single bite. I love this country! And here's what will be on the photoscrooge grill for the 4th this year.

Thanks for the tips, aldente blog.

My New Diet

Okay, from the photo I posted on Sunday, it's obvious I need to go on a diet. But the whole, low calorie, lots of exercise thing is getting old. And it doesn't last forever, so I'm thinking of a new approach.

Like this one.

Losing more than 100 pounds in eight months while eating 2-3000 calories a day. That's my kind of diet. Oh, and all the television you can watch until lights out. Just don't drop the soap in the shower.